Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”.
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.
In Bits & Pieces